“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”

— Ellen DeGeneres
 

 
“The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.'”

— Ronald Reagan
 

 
“Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.”

— Sir Arthur Eddington
 

 
“A diplomat… is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”

— Caskie Stinnett
 

 
“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”

— Walt Disney